A Strange Case for a Quantum Computer: A Bitcoin Heist

Task: build an error-corrected quantum computer to steal Bitcoin’s fabled treasure chest.

December 19, 2024

Supremacy Debates: A Transcript

Recenty I got to witness a lively debate between a quantum computer and classical computer.

December 16, 2024

Kafka on the Chore

As many of you are aware, I have lately been working on a Metamorphosis fanfic, so when I hear there is a Kafka exhibit at the Morgan, I feel a moral obligation to go.

December 3, 2024

My application for the England Head Coach job

Dear FA: I believe I have what it takes to rescue the English national football team from the depths of boredom.

July 20, 2024

Pizza Idea #1 : The Minestrone

The healthiest pizza in town featuring carrots, celery and beans.

May 23, 2024

Greatest Dessert I Have Ever Had

An unlikely friendship with a pastry-chef and the greatest dessert I’ve ever had.

April 20, 2024

Is Post-Quantum Crypto Broken? Frequently and Infrequently Asked Questions

A paper rocking quantum and cryptography world. What is it all about what does it mean for us? UPDATE: paper was wrong.

April 13, 2024

12 Rules for Life

Be friendly towards those with rooftops and boats.

March 19, 2024

Variations on the 1:2:3 Cookie

I sincerely believe the essence of a cookie distills down to the 1:2:3 cookie. What happens if you change the proportions?

March 3, 2024

Emergence in AI Models: Does Water Really Boil?

We need to decide what observables and metrics are worth paying attention to.

January 9, 2024