Hard rock, soft rock, rocks with water gurgling inside; rocks from Bolivia, from upstate New York, from intergalactic space; spinel, peridots, ammonites, a truckload of amethyst aka “the Ferrero Rocher of gemstones”, jasper, garnet, watermelon tourmaline, pigeon-blood ruby, more amethyst; petrified coral, petrified wood, petrified poop; rocks for engagement rings, for healing, for paper weights; polished rocks, raw rocks, rocks carved into face of Mao; singing bowls, seashells, notebooks bound with buffalos grazed in Nepal; rocks for mob wife, trad wife, gangster wife, goth wife; chemistry lessons on iridescence of bismuth, anatomical deep dives on chakras; haggling permitted, market rates of silver and gold handy.